I've Tried to Deny It

I'd hate for it to be my destiny. Tonight, when again this trait reared its demon head and spat acid in my eye, I felt nothing but anger -- at myself, for failing.

For what it's worth, I'd like to disown it, like my felonious cousins.

But as much as it pains me ...

Unfortunately, I am the worst driver I know.

If it hadn't been for Mike's tales of the seven seas and the strange wonders of the far-flung globe, I'd almost say that I'm the worst driver I've ever even heard of.