Ai Dios Mio

If you ever watch Spanish TV (and who doesn't?), then watch for Robbie Kneivel jumping his motorcycle over 10,000 clean dinner plates. I might be in the commercial, awesome cholo 'stache and all. For my trouble, I got enough Dawn liquid dish soap to last me 163 years (by my admittedly conservative calculations). I stole a case of the soap, then came back and found that they were giving away bottles as prizes at the crappy carnival booths they'd set up. Man, people wanted that soap.

Quote from one of the ADs, as I was walking to the parking lot with a case of soap on my shoulder: "Hey, that's all coming back, right?"

Me: "You bet."

Where did he think I was going with it?